I can remember the days in which watching football was an acceptable pastime. It was a masculine way with which to escape the everyday stresses of work, family, and politics.
Sadly however, those days seem to be rapidly coming to an end. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy watching ‘roided out, ridiculously overpaid millionaires in tight uniforms, throw a piece of inflatable leather at each other as much as the next guy (sarcasm).
But with social justice warriors replacing athletes and misinformed cucks blatantly ignoring the pleas of NFL fans, the professional football scene is careening out of favor among the average consumer.
So now that Americans are not tuning in to the game on nearly the scale as before what should they do with all that free time?
Well at Cernovich.com we have some suggestions for the person who has dumped the NFL and decided replace it with something meaningful.
So here are five replacement options to watching the NSFL (National Snowflake Football League).
Now that you have hours of free time every week why don’t you fill it by joining a local gym or designating an area in your house as a place for you to exercise. After all, it never hurts to drop a few pounds, increase your metabolic output, and increase your everyday energy level.
This can actually tie into point 1 rather nicely. The more time you spend at the gym the more likely you are to come into contact with an attractive, motivated woman. And now that you look fantastic, have more confidence, and more energy(not to mention libido) you have greatly increased your chance at which to land a hot date.
A great way to relieve stress and increase your literacy skills is by picking up a new book. Not a great reader? No Problem. With Audiobooks more popular than ever the selection is fantastic and you can listen to them while doing anything. Including the dishes when your new future ex-girlfriend is hounding you about breaking through gender normative stereotypes (yeah that’s a thing now).
I have used this opportunity to shamelessly plug one of my favorite books in the image above.
Learning new skills can be very therapeutic as well as broaden your personal and professional horizons. I personally recommend martial arts, shooting firearms(legally), and juggling. Just kidding on that third option. Nobody likes clowns.
Cook a family mealAssuming you already have a wife, kids, or family members that you can stand long enough to eat a plate of low carb spaghetti. Family time is invaluable for enriching your life.
Great conversation starters are…
- How was your week?
- Wow, I read this amazing article the other day on Cernovich.com. Let me tell you about it.
- Islam is a religion of peace. Let’s discuss why. Just kidding. I don’t recommend this one unless your family is based AF.
You now have all the advice needed to live a completely fulfilled life without the NFL stuck to your hip like a parasitic tick. No more excessive celebration penalties, weak-kneed virtue signalling entertainers, or in your face lefty propaganda. I hope you found this article helpful. Feel free to share this with a friend, loved one, or that weird guy at your work. We all know he could benefit from it.